Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!
"You ain’t gonna know unless you climb up yerself. Ain’t no way to look if you don’t try.”
How was the pay? How many times did I get a weapon pulled on me? Who were the best and worst fares? Go ahead. Ask away.
If you soil this vehicle a charge WILL be made
You laugh, but back when I was a cabbie I had a similar sign. Get one kid throwing up or one guy so drunk he pisses and shits himself on the seat (yes, that happened) and you kind of lose your sense of humour about that. Not a week went by I didn’t have to shampoo the interior of my cab at least once.